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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Fluke? on Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:46 pm

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Talking about bad taste in a Deathlist... :boom:

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby LSM on Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:16 pm

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I'm only shocked you didn't add Kate and her Chauffeur to the list.

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby LSM on Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:09 pm

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OK who had Winner?

No, not Charlie Sheen.

Winner.

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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Fluke? on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:26 pm

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LSM wrote:OK who had Winner?


Fluke? wrote:Michael Winner


Woo! 50% hitrate so far AND ITS STILL JANUARY!

(RIP btw)

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Karver on Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:59 pm

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The sooner you get behind, the longer you have to catch up.

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Refugee on Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:00 pm

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DrKazza wrote:anyone who is very sick already or over 90 should be excluded (e.g. Nelson M, prince phillip)

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Karver on Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:02 pm

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I specifically ignored the rules as its double or nothing.
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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby steff on Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:03 pm

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Muhammad Ali gets my vote
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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby LSM on Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:11 pm

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Not strictly a Celebrity I suppose but he's all the greater for not being lumbered with that label.

Did anybody pull Stuart Freeborn out of the hat?

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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Docca on Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:36 am

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going to be me at this rate. Confirmed flu (not just man flu you poofs) since Sunday. Weak and bed-bound. It crossed my mind to take a schwitz in a pringles tube the other night, but i couldn't say for sure it hit target.

Never, ever felt so ill. Coincides going cold turkey on booze (2 bottles + of wine/day) and coffee (5-10 cups of filtered/day). I'm going to celebrate with some ryvita or some such if I pull through. Lifestyle needs a changin'
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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby LSM on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:21 am

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I'll look forward to your first book "The Secrets of my Sperm Count" in all good bookshops (if there are any left) this December.

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Quinnbeast on Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:13 pm

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I've only had flu once in my adult life. It knocked me out for 9-10 days, and it was perhaps a fortnight before I felt properly well again. I've never shat into a pringles tin, but I have taken a wazz into a pint glass in a similar situation. The wife got it around 2-3 days before me, so we slapped the biohazard sign on the front door and told the Tesco delivery guy just to leave the shopping on the doorstep. Run man, run!

I had to tell my boss that flu is actually short for INFLUENZA, you dumb midget prick. No, I don't have a cold. Hasn't your wife been a nurse for the last 20 years or something?

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Tonster on Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:10 pm

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I've had flu twice as a teenager. Always makes me laugh when people come into work wiping their nose going, "I've got flu". No you fucking haven't! Nasty stuff.

Docca wrote:booze (2 bottles + of wine/day) and coffee (5-10 cups of filtered/day)

Christ! That's probably more than I drink of everything a day.

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Monie on Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:52 pm

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Tonster wrote:
Docca wrote:booze (2 bottles + of wine/day) and coffee (5-10 cups of filtered/day)

Christ! That's probably more than I drink of everything a day.

lol

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby LSM on Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:40 pm

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I suppose Pope Palpatine is disqualified as a choice for a number of reasons.

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby DrKazza on Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:58 pm

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and maggie thatcher didn't appear.

Granny's a massive bleeding heart observer reader he's going to be opening the champagne.
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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby LSM on Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:56 pm

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She qualified as a candidate too. We all missed that elephant in the minister's chambers big time.

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby ~Dear Old Granny~ on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:18 pm

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It's weird though, she literally shaped my world, my success and my country while I was growing up. If you had enjoyed the early 70's as much as we all did, (economic chaos, seriously) she was the whirlwind needed.

There were casualties of course, but it pains me that there will be anyone who is pleased she is dead. Wilson, and notably Callaghan (and homo Heath) were political pygmies by comparison.

Another Thatcher is what we need. And if you don't think that's a good idea, you're probably gay.

Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby DrKazza on Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:24 pm

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the biggest stones of any PM since churchill, and none come close since imo.
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Re: Deathlist 2013

Postby Quinnbeast on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:31 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbp3k3rYMs4

It looks like this little number from Mogwai inspired some real life events..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-22072150

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