Deathlist 2013

[Fluke?]

Talking about bad taste in a Deathlist...

[LSM]

I'm only shocked you didn't add Kate and her Chauffeur to the list.

[LSM]

OK who had Winner?

No, not Charlie Sheen.

Winner.



"Needs more tits"

[Fluke?]

OK who had Winner?

Michael Winner

Woo! 50% hitrate so far AND ITS STILL JANUARY!

(RIP btw)

[Karver]

The Queen + Duke of edinburrra (accumulator)

[Refugee]

anyone who is very sick already or over 90 should be excluded (e.g. Nelson M, prince phillip)

[Karver]

I specifically ignored the rules as its double or nothing.

[steff]

Muhammad Ali gets my vote

[LSM]

Not strictly a Celebrity I suppose but he's all the greater for not being lumbered with that label.

Did anybody pull Stuart Freeborn out of the hat?



Who said owners grow to look like their pets? In 900 years look as good you will not etc. etc.

[Docca]

going to be me at this rate. Confirmed flu (not just man flu you poofs) since Sunday. Weak and bed-bound. It crossed my mind to take a schwitz in a pringles tube the other night, but i couldn't say for sure it hit target.

Never, ever felt so ill. Coincides going cold turkey on booze (2 bottles + of wine/day) and coffee (5-10 cups of filtered/day). I'm going to celebrate with some ryvita or some such if I pull through. Lifestyle needs a changin'

[LSM]

I'll look forward to your first book "The Secrets of my Sperm Count" in all good bookshops (if there are any left) this December.

[Quinnbeast]

I've only had flu once in my adult life. It knocked me out for 9-10 days, and it was perhaps a fortnight before I felt properly well again. I've never shat into a pringles tin, but I have taken a wazz into a pint glass in a similar situation. The wife got it around 2-3 days before me, so we slapped the biohazard sign on the front door and told the Tesco delivery guy just to leave the shopping on the doorstep. Run man, run!

I had to tell my boss that flu is actually short for INFLUENZA, you dumb midget prick. No, I don't have a cold. Hasn't your wife been a nurse for the last 20 years or something?

[Tonster]

I've had flu twice as a teenager. Always makes me laugh when people come into work wiping their nose going, "I've got flu". No you fucking haven't! Nasty stuff.

booze (2 bottles + of wine/day) and coffee (5-10 cups of filtered/day)

Christ! That's probably more than I drink of everything a day.

[Monie]

booze (2 bottles + of wine/day) and coffee (5-10 cups of filtered/day)

Christ! That's probably more than I drink of everything a day.

lol

[LSM]

I suppose Pope Palpatine is disqualified as a choice for a number of reasons.

[DrKazza]

and maggie thatcher didn't appear.

Granny's a massive bleeding heart observer reader he's going to be opening the champagne.

[LSM]

She qualified as a candidate too. We all missed that elephant in the minister's chambers big time.

[~Dear Old Granny~]

It's weird though, she literally shaped my world, my success and my country while I was growing up. If you had enjoyed the early 70's as much as we all did, (economic chaos, seriously) she was the whirlwind needed.

There were casualties of course, but it pains me that there will be anyone who is pleased she is dead. Wilson, and notably Callaghan (and homo Heath) were political pygmies by comparison.

Another Thatcher is what we need. And if you don't think that's a good idea, you're probably gay.

[DrKazza]

the biggest stones of any PM since churchill, and none come close since imo.

[Quinnbeast]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbp3k3rYMs4

It looks like this little number from Mogwai inspired some real life events..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-22072150