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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Fluke? on Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:02 pm

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So in a moment of madness I bought (brought??) some polenta (I know - crazy!).
Google "cooking with p" autofill and the first result is www.cookingwithpoo.com. Not even a joke website either.

Love them crazy orientals and thier funny mixed up names.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby ~Dear Old Granny~ on Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:22 am

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Polenta isn't crazy, it's OK. Just think "Hmmmm pasta' and anything you do with it will be OK. But obviously don't poo on it.

I'll tell you what is crazee though, this disgusting racist exploitative video, I felt dirty watching it, and to add insult to injury there's a joke with Sellotape and something about pussies that would only be funny if you had the mind of a maladjusted child in a middle-aged man's body. Sick sick sick, and rightly has been absolutely slated by the critics - Any film with despicable racist hidden camera gags, a black man's penis in a mousetrap and Lindsay Lohan looking hot and waving a gun around (Yes yes yes, one of those women you really shouldn't fancy again) is probably no good at all. In fact it may be so no good that I might have to watch the whole thing just to find out if it really is as bad as some high minded critics, scratchy kneed crickets, low minded giants and midget slugsuckers suggest.

Hostel and Human Centipede did far better as far as po-faced 'Didn't like the Jackass Kenny Rogers clip' either reviews go.

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I didn't almost choke laughing at either of those.

Go on then...


Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Cacker on Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:38 am

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Don't know why, I read
high minded critics suggest
as high minded midgets suggest.

I think your post would be funnier that way. please edit. made me laugh anyway.
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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby ~Dear Old Granny~ on Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:44 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby DrKazza on Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:57 pm

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Topical political joke:

Obama: Hi can you help me please?
Tech Support: Sure what seems to be the problem?
Obama: I'm having problems with my government...
Tech Support: Why don't you try turning it off and then back on again?
That's The REVEREND Dr. Kazza to you.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby ~Dear Old Granny~ on Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:17 am

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I'm glad you posted that - Not for the first time I wondered if my lousy jokes had finally killed off the forum for good. As it is, it is only lying in a partial coma, we visit to keep talking to let it know we are still here and we still love it, hoping for signs of life.

What's needed is a "Why I am leaving TFC for good" thread.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Tonster on Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:31 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Klors on Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:16 pm

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Yeah, you guys aren't doing your job very well, I was informed of a meme by George Takei before you lot!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/scarlet- ... t-new-meme
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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Mister666 on Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:01 pm

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Klors wrote:Yeah, you guys aren't doing your job very well, I was informed of a meme by George Takei before you lot!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/scarlet- ... t-new-meme


Amazing. Genuine lols at a few of those!

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Cacker on Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:02 am

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erite rangerous ... by the lord god david braben ..

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Cacker on Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:12 pm

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Holy crap, Chrome / Google / Android integration has stepped up a notch. I get text and incoming phone call notifications on the desktop which is great, since sometimes I don't hear phone when its on mute, plus I can now read texts without picking up the phone.

Now it just popped up and send 'btw, your battery is low, @ 20%'.

I'm impressed. you should be too.
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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Fluke? on Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:21 pm

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Cacker wrote:erite rangerous ... by the lord god david braben ..

snip... Elite Dangerous....


That + Oculus Rift would = :phant:

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Tonster on Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:10 pm

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Screw Oculus Rift, try out some rose tinted spectacles right here - Transport Tycoon for iOS.

Jumpers for goalposts.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Fluke? on Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:39 pm

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Eff you you Tonster. At-At's for goalposts at (the very) least.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby PurpleRon on Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:27 pm

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meanwhile in the 40's, crazy bass players were made....



Yes you hate it - but how many times have you now played it :-)
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Cacker on Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:53 pm

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different era, but he would do well with a crazy drummer.

Forward to about 1 minute if you for some bizarre reason you live in a cave and haven't seen this b4.

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Xion on Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:55 pm

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DrKazza wrote:Topical political joke:

Obama: Hi can you help me please?
Tech Support: Sure what seems to be the problem?
Obama: I'm having problems with my government...
Tech Support: Why don't you try turning it off and then back on again?


USA was not shut down properly last time. Would you like to restart it in safe mode (without firearms, recommended)?

sickipedia lolz

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby DrKazza on Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:05 am

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a couple of websites made my a friend of a friend.... worth a look and bear in mind it's pure HTML/JS - no flash, no plugins

http://hellorun.helloenjoy.com/

and

http://helloracer.com/


and finally - probably going to have a spare standing ticket to Alter Bridge/Shinedown/Halestorm at Wembley arena on Friday 18th Oct. Let me know if you're interested.

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Klors on Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:25 pm

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Nice, I got to 42 before i wanted to start punching the desk on the first one.
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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Cacker on Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:47 am

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Interesting advance in monitor <-> gpu syncing, with particular benefit to gaming.

John Carmack saying "G-SYNC just blew me away,"


>> nvidia g-sync <<
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