A forum thread of randomness

[Cannon_Fodda]

Bridge to Terabithia actually made me cry a bit

The woman wo lives a few doors away from me is a wiccan.

[Gwil]

Ya need to slip 'er a thick un, duck. Witches my foot!

[~Dear Old Granny~]

Affection for 'I'm a celebrity" easily explained.

Dani Behr. I find her incredibly attractive despite being in my "Not exactly a great beauty" club.

Unlike the tit woman, whose personality is so bilious and her attitude so awful I hope she chokes on a kangaroo tumour or whatever they have to eat.

[BlueJam]

I've started watching Strictly Cum Farting and watched 30 seconds of I'm a celebrity. Luckily I managed to gouge my eyes out with a rusty ladle before any lasting damage was done (apart from the eyes thing).

I’m not joking about the banjo thing by the way, it’s not a ‘HAY GAYZ!’. I’m worried my cock is going to peel like a (huge) banana or something. Help!

[t!mo]

I gave up watching Hollyoaks today.

[Brizie]

Ron - I bought the bagless vax 4 or 5 months ago for £45, its ace apart from having to clean the filter every other day and it sucks up cables and strips them rapid!

This week I am being head-fucked by my ex and future ex, life is good!

[DrKazza]

I like cheryl cole but she needs to fatten up a bit... she makes Dannii look very ugly.

I've also fattened up a bit too... 94.5 kilos, 5'10" so i need to get back to the gym.
Managed to get two new "illnesses?" this year from stress, psoriasis and Ocular migraines (Scintillating Scotomas)
Banking - don't do it.

[TK421]

Avian flu next kaz

[feign]

That the first three words my 7 year old son could think of for his homework that "use i sounding like i" were Jedi, lightsaber and imperial, made me feel warm. Especially warm as he doesn't yet know who Jar-Jar binks is as wife refuses to let him watch ep1-3 "until he's old enough to make important decisions about what's shit and what-not".

[DrKazza]

IMPERIAL??????

aside from that... good brainwashing that man... can you imagine if he'd have said anything terrible like "Bible"???

[feign]

And I had ocular migraines 6/7 years ago. Initial diagnosis was stress related. I wasn't happy and used private ghealth option to go get an MRI. Turned out I had errant cartiledge growth at the top/back of my nasal cavity that togetehr with excessive mucus deposit (oh yummy!) was putting more than inconsiderable pressure on mty frontal lobe. They popped my eye out of it's socket (it's just a ball of water ffs!) and hacked away the surplus material.

And low and behold, no visual "artifacts" or migraines since then at all.

anyhow, best of luck Kaz.

(ps, Reb's view is that decision about star wars is more important and reuiring more maturity than any about religion!)

imperial as in "I'd really like you to buy my the Lego imperial star destroyer model for £250, it's got 3000 pieces, that's good value".

[Gwil]

re: Occular migraines, that's not dissimilar to what I have (except 4 opthalmologists can't decide what mine is) - I get a split on images, like a double vision though. The shape of the double vision is a bit like that though. Oh and it just goes grey if I shut the good eye, like a big blob of unseeingness.

Last year I had vomiting/diaorrhea (sp) for 8 days and then some, lost a stone and a half in weight

[Ronaldo]

On the subject of kids and lol moments.

Morgans homework was to write down things that you can recycle. She wrote down a few and I came in to check them.

It started off quite well.

Card
Paper
Glass
Dogs

It made me laugh anyway

[Gwil]

It'll be funny til the family pet disappears. Then what? EH? EH?

[Ronaldo]

Please make it the cats
Please make it the cats
Please make it the cats
Please make it the cats
Please make it the cats

[Cannon_Fodda]

On the subject of kids and lol moments.

Morgans homework was to write down things that you can recycle. She wrote down a few and I came in to check them.

It started off quite well.

Card
Paper
Glass
Dogs

It made me laugh anyway

In some states in the USA, any roadkill, including unclaimed pets, and animals that have been put down get taken to the rendering plant, so they can be recycled

[[FuS]Sirus]

[Tonster]

Red Alert 3 demo released
http://www.fileplanet.com/109858/0/0/0/1/section/Demo

Downloading now...


Larchy's night out.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3237/305 ... b098_b.jpg

Olivia Munn (possibly NWS)

[Fluffybunnyfeet]

Trade customer came in the garage for an MOT, its was his friends car a 99 Vectra estate v6 with all the bells and whistles trim/body kit, irsmisher or sommat.

Passes test, and he reverses out and down the road a short way into a wall, mashed the rear bumper and tailgate and smashed the rear window.

Don't think his mate will be to happy.

Btw Bluejam, stop using the food blender on your dick and the pain will stop.

Worked for me.

[Ronaldo]

Wrestling is real goddamit!!