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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Infinity on Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:03 pm

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Pfft... I got a letter this week saying my company has to reduce expenditure by 15-20% and may be considering redundancies. So you be thankfull you've got a damn job! Bloody recession.

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On a lighter note, er... no, can't think of anything.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Ronaldo on Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:03 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby BlueJam on Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:30 pm

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Infinity wrote:Pfft... I got a letter this week saying my company has to reduce expenditure by 15-20% and may be considering redundancies. So you be thankfull you've got a damn job! Bloody recession.



That's to make sure noone asks for a pay rise. Your bosses will still be lighting their farts with fiddy pound notes.


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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Tonster on Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:54 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby punkmuppet on Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:27 am

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby t!mo on Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:51 am

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Twisted on Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:33 pm

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Docca wrote:I work 22 miles away from where I live. At present, it takes me approximately 90 fucking ball-numbing minutes to drive to work. Traffic is a bitch and Reading sucks so much cock I'm thinking of going to London. On the bike, the same journey could be done in 25 minutes. I don't ride at the moment because the nigger has to wear a suit and it gets all crumpled and shit when riding. Fuck suits, they suck so much cock.



Can't you leave your suit at work and get changed there ?:P Its what I used to do when I cycled to work in Guildford.
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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Docca on Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:19 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Mister666 on Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:34 pm

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Infinity wrote:Pfft... I got a letter this week saying my company has to reduce expenditure by 15-20% and may be considering redundancies. So you be thankfull you've got a damn job! Bloody recession.

CocoPops

On a lighter note, er... no, can't think of anything.


Ouch, sorry inf. :(

Also got a letter from work the other day saying due to the recent blah blah credit crunch blah blah anyway you won't be getting the usual cost of living pay rise next year.

Bit shit, but yeah at least I still have a job.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Tonster on Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:50 am

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Kiwi on Wed Dec 03, 2008 10:37 am

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hmm that makes my thoughts go backwards to an alternative reality plane in which I am someone else doing something else at a different time, all at once.

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby BlueJam on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:57 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Brizie on Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:48 pm

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BlueJam wrote:I slid up to a T junction this morning and only just about stopped. My sphincter still hasn't loosened up.

A few anal gear changes sometimes does the trick.

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Docca on Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:55 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby underspray on Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:08 pm

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby DrKazza on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:13 am

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fuck... 3 of my best mates at work were fired yesterday.

fucking bloodbath
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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Kiwi on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:22 am

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DrKazza wrote:fuck... 3 of my best mates at work were fired yesterday.

fucking bloodbath


Was it like a triad style of 'letting someone go'?

Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby DrKazza on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:27 am

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby Kiwi on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:32 am

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Re: A forum thread of randomness

Postby DrKazza on Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:39 am

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